MUSINGS

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

deliciouskaek:

squarerootofnil:

thecrazyassmagician:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

tarariot:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

bakeddd:

bbq pulled pork cinnamon rolls

• click here for recipe

wat

this right here sounds wrong. very wrong.

i would also like to point out that underneath the bbq sauce, that cinnamon roll is probably contender for driest shit I’ve ever seen in my life.

maybe black vampires be eating dat shit and that’s why they so ashy.

My gawd, that looks like the crustiest, smelliest, stomach-lurch-inducing-est, disgusting piece of UGH I will never have the displeasure of eating

/Dead

This shit looks nasty. I keep looking at this and feeling like something is going to crawl out of it and try to eat me. 

i just cain’tttttt

(via click-click-pancakes)

(Source: paulie-svk.deviantart.com, via napskinksandall)

snarkinfestedwaters:

saccharinescorpion:

grapeyguts:

yknow what pertaining to that

why do a lot of women feel the need to point out “BREASTS DON’T WORK LIKE THAT” all the time

w-we know

nothing works “like that” it’s a cartoon

you are not losing potential dates because your tits conform to earth’s gravity please calm down

true, but

in certain situations

i think it can be said

that there is a line 

and it has been crossed

What is that even from.

And how can I find it.

asaelgallagher:

Liam: Come here Noel.

Noel: No

(Source: oasiscaptions, via young-yellow-bricks)

catbountry:

SHIT GRANDMA WE CAN’T TAKE YOUR ASS ANYWHERE.

(Source: bewareofmpreg, via witchsistah)

sofapizza:

finalellipsis:

gpoy

i go over the sink. isn’t quite as sad.

(Source: nedroidcomics)

teenagerivalry:

the best way to a girl’s heart is to cut a hole and dig it out of her rib cage 

(Source: buttsmith)

(via ruinedchildhood)

Jake the Dog.  (via sirmitchell)

(via jumpstart-therevolution)

modelsofcolor:

Marga Esquivel for Zooey Magazine.

(via ithinkisawthatinamovieonce)

anjellstar:

I found this discussion through a friend on my fb. She pointed out how many men called this women unattractive..then went on to make disgusting comments.

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder…so while some will find her pretty some won’t. But that’s not the issue here.

The issue is cunt…

saintsagan:

avatarloki:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china

the ok depression

alexander the alright

eh expectations

Alice in OkLand

(via beyond-mystic)